Conversation at a bar mitzvah

Roger: Matt, doesn’t Hebrew just sound like Dr Seuss read backwards?
Matt: Yeah, I can see that.
Roger: I wonder if Dr Seuss was Jewish, and perhaps picked up the rhymes from his Jewish teachings.
Matt: Of course he was Jewish!
Roger: How do you know that?
Matt: He’s a Doctor!

(note he was in fact a practicing Lutheran)

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